December 25, 2009

The Cold, Hard Fact About Santa

Category: Money & Investments — jerry @ 5:21 am

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September 29, 2009

Local Newscaster Makes It To Kimmel’s “This Week In Unnecessary Censorship”

Category: Movies/TV — jerry @ 11:48 am

Jimmy Kimmel has a weekly segment called “This Week In Unnecessary Censorship”, in which they bleep out harmless comments to make them seem more salacious. Sorta 6th-grade, but still funny and obviously a popular segment. Local Omaha newscaster Mary Williams is on briefly right at the minute mark, but probably isn’t going to be happy about it:


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(I’ve know Mary (actually her name is Margaret) since she was in 8th grade. Her sister Colleen Williams–also a one-time Omaha newscaster and now an Emmy award-winning newscaster in NBC’s flagship station in Los Angeles–and I used to lifeguard together a few years back…)

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September 25, 2009

Saying No To Obamacare

Category: Opinion — jerry @ 5:27 am

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September 22, 2009

Public Service Announcement Of The Day

Category: Opinion — jerry @ 1:42 pm

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September 9, 2009

Obama Gets Schooled

Category: Movies/TV — jerry @ 10:22 am

Obviously, I disagree with all this, but…it’s funny! (Just trying to be a little fair and balanced here):

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September 4, 2009

Funny Commercial For LastFM (Except Your Grandma Might Not Like It)

Category: Music — jerry @ 6:00 am

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August 2, 2009

Bill Maher on “The Birthers”

Category: Opinion — jerry @ 5:17 am

Funny stuff from Bill Maher in the LOS ANGELES TIMES:

Never underestimate the ability of a tiny fringe group of losers to ruin everything.

For the last couple of weeks, we’ve all been laughing heartily at the wacky antics of the “birthers” — the far-right goofballs who claim Barack Obama wasn’t really born in Hawaii and therefore the job of president goes to the runner-up, former Miss California Carrie Prejean.

Also, when Obama was sworn in as president, he forgot to give his answer in the form of a question.

And yet, every week, the chorus of conservatives demanding to see his birth certificate grows. It’s like they’re the Cambridge police, Obama’s in his house — the White House — and they need to see some ID.

And there’s nothing anyone can do to convince these folks. You could hand them, in person, the original birth certificate and have a video of Obama emerging from the womb with Don Ho singing in the background … and they still wouldn’t believe it….[Rest of article]

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UPDATE: If you hate Bill, you’ll hate him more after watching this:

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Personally, I love Bill–and I understand where he’s coming from, having seen our country’s collective “intellect” deteriorate starting halfway through the Clinton Administration (not because of Clinton though, but because of Stupid America starting to define him by the quality of his blowjob instead of the quality of his governing–to this day I have friends that, when I mention Clinton, immediately kneejerk into a comment about blowjobs). Then 8 years of Bush and Cheney.

But…I am much more optimistic about our future. The “old folks” of the Religious Right are starting to die off, and being replaced with a new generation of bright, young people. I think the days of candidates like Pat Robertson, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, and their ilk are over. “Stupid” is over; welcome to a Smarter America!

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June 11, 2009

Can I Get An “Amen”?!

Category: Uncategorized — jerry @ 5:57 am

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June 10, 2009

Lowering Our Expectations

Category: Money & Investments — jerry @ 5:49 am

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June 8, 2009

The Astounding World Of The Future

Category: Movies/TV, Technology — jerry @ 5:12 am

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