Jerry’s Blog–Because Wit Happens

I heard about these on NPR on the way home today. They’re running in Iowa and New Hampshire. Pretty good. I like this guy:

Thank you, Mars Rover…:

  Buchanan’s opinion piece from YAHOO NEWS.  This is just awful:

  “Since the massacre of 32 students and teachers at Virginia Tech, the mainstream media have obsessed over the fact the crazed gunmen was able to buy a Glock in the state of Virginia.

  “Little attention has been paid to the Richmond legislators who voted to make “Hokie Nation,” a Middle American campus of 26,000 kids, a gun-free zone where only the madman had a semi-automatic.

  “Almost no attention has been paid to the fact that Cho Seung-Hui was not an American at all, but an immigrant, an alien. Had this deranged young man who secretly hated us never come here, 32 people would heading home from Blacksburg for summer vacation.

  “What was Cho doing here? How did he get in?

  “Cho was among the 864,000 Koreans here as a result of the Immigration Act of 1965, which threw the nation’s doors open to the greatest invasion in history, an invasion opposed by a majority of our people. Thirty-six million, almost all from countries whose peoples have never fully assimilated in any Western country, now live in our midst.

  “Cho was one of them….” [Rest of his rant]

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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses–and give me another pie to throw at Pat Buchanan…