Â Â I have purchased and read to previous Michael Dean “how-to” books: “$30 Music School” and “$30 Film School” and felt that they were each $30 well-spent.
Â Â He has just written another book on do-it-yourself computer music, but apparently had issues with cowriters and his publisher along the way and has decided to make it available for free download here.
I hate it when I get arrested and the cops put those plastic handcuffs on. Don’t you? Here’s a demonstration of how to get out if you’re, like, um, a magician. Okay?
Another fun thing to do is to learn to wiggle your I’m-21-so-I-can-drink plastic wristbands off (by distracting the cute gal who is putting them on as you enter the sports arena, and meanwhile clenching your fist to make it larger), and reinsert it on your 9-year-old so that he can get your beers all night. Always a great gag.
Dear Blog Fans:Â Please feel free to chip in and get me one of these things.Â It’s only $90 or so from here, and it really looks cool.Â It connects to a lot of things (Computers, PDAs, cell phones) and projects a keyboard onto a flat surface via laser)
Â Â Well, I’m reeling a bit from the beating taken the last couple of days in the market, but…time to get back on the horse.
Â Â I’ve made a little money in the steel industry in the past, so I’m going with Grupo Simec S.A.B. de C.V. (SIM).Â Â It’s a bit larger company than my usual picks, but a little extra diversification will be good for me.Â
Â Â Allegedly, she was chasing another car at a high rate of speed, got pulled over, couldn’t find her nose with her finger, and–Oh yeah, officer: about that cocaine in her pants pocket.Â (Probably didn’t have trouble finding her nose for that…)
Â Â I’m just crushed.Â She was so good in FREAKY FRIDAY!